Issue 97: Fit to Be Tied

cover by cloven


thank you ma’am, by Etienne Telling

He is a Mighty and Strong Duke, and appeareth like a Strong Man with the tail of a Serpent, by Hiwaru Kibi (火悪 木美) *

To Bind Me, Or Undo Me, by Togi Kayako (土宜草子) *

Customer Service, by Marzia Dagger

Unseemly, by shukyou (主教)

Footsteps to Favor, by Torino Koji

* illustrated

Let’s See You Get Out of This One, by juou no zan

Harder than it looks, by RunnyCrusty

a sense of discipline, by codeArgentum

Milady’s Toilette, by Iron Eater

I saw this coming, by melanofly

The Conjurer’s Pact, by The Winter Cynic


How To Tie Basic Knots [Instructions]:

Step one: Take the rope in both hands. Form a small loop at one end of a rope by running the tag end over the standing line.

Step two: Stop. Put the rope down.

Step three: Open a browser. Navigate to Find the most recent issue.

Step four: Read thoroughly, paying close attention to the techniques described within the smutty queer contents.

Step five: Leave comments for the creators whose work you have enjoyed. Share that appreciation on social media.

Step six: Find a willing pair of limbs, your own or someone else’s. Hold them steady. Pick up the rope again.

Congratulations! You have learned how to tie a basic knot. For more advanced knots, check out past issues of Shousetsu Bang*Bang.

(For summaries, authors’ notes, and more, we would usually tell you to see this issue’s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki.In the interim, however, please visit the relevant thread at the SSBB Bulletin Boards for similar content.)