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by shukyou (主教) (mirrors http://s2b2.livejournal.com/315497.html) Eventually, his parents had talked Lemuel down to only two Transformers figures, and those he would carry in his pockets instead of his hands. Asher had not been there for the negotiations, but Lemuel recounted them in great detail in the car, several times over. “My pockets, not my hands, […]
by Aosora Hikaru (青空ヒカル) (mirrors http://s2b2.livejournal.com/315849.html) The computer chimed and flashed a confirmation of the set faster-than-light course on its nav screen. I leaned back in my seat and let the autopilot take over, then yawned and stretched. “Come on, you haven’t been awake that long,” a voice from behind me teased. “And I didn’t […]
(mirrors http://s2b2.livejournal.com/315973.html) Ray tried to contain a shudder as his wife, Pamela, dipped a wooden bowl into a mass of squirming grubs and handed it to him before taking one for herself. He smiled at her, doing his best to maintain his fake look of love and adoration. Only eight more years until the pre-nup […]
by loveonthefarm (mirrors http://s2b2.livejournal.com/316602.html) “I thought we weren’t supposed to use work to take care of personal business.” Nate stops shuffling through a week’s worth of unread mail to give Sasha a flatly unamused look. “Okay, two things. One: it is a Thursday night, and 90% of our traffic—college kids—is otherwise occupied. I haven’t seen […]
by Matsu Kasumi illustrated by beili (mirrors http://s2b2.livejournal.com/316797.html) Lax System, November 2036 Lewis was in the firing turret, observing Del, the gigantic space station that was getting smaller in the distance. The turret was Lewis’ favourite place because it was the only part of the Queen Zahr’s Revenge that had actual windows instead of the […]
by Renaissance Makoto J (ルネサンス・真・J) (mirrors http://s2b2.livejournal.com/316961.html) The squirrel woke West up at precisely 7:30 AM on a Tuesday (August 18th, to be precise), and informed him that hostile aliens would be arriving in eight days and that it might be wise to leave Los Angeles. Explaining this to the guys at the Jet Propulsion […]
Logan’s personal phone had been quiet for far too long and it was starting to get to him. The company phone had been active enough, of course, and he’d handled giving estimates and discussing projected shipping times without much trouble, but every few hours he found an excuse to check his messages and every few […]
by Hyakunichisou 13 (百日草 十三) (mirrors http://s2b2.livejournal.com/317880.html) Look, it’s not even remotely all my fault. There’s more than enough fubar to go around on this one. And let’s be honest, the universe enjoys fucking with us, and some days, it comes in for seconds while you’re still catching your breath and wondering where your skivvies […]
by Hiwaru Kibi (火悪 木美) (mirrors http://s2b2.livejournal.com/318061.html) It wasn’t the weirdest thing that had ever happened to Delroy on that stretch up to Levelland, but it was close. Of course he knew about the Marfa Lights, and he’d even been to that weird museum in Roswell once where an older lady with wild crimson hair […]
