“The length of the acclimatization shaft is the same as the length of your penis,” Justin said, and I knew that he was wrong. The length of my flaccid penis was a precise 3.5 inches, and while erect it was 4.5. The tubular shaft he was holding was at least five inches, which rendered his a generous but inaccurate statement.

I told Justin as much.

“No, I’m sure that can’t be right,” he replied, and moved for the measuring tape by his station. “Take off your pants.”