by Cattus Politterarum Read this piece’s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki. Carrot Williams shifted uncomfortably. The mask was hot and itchy, he could barely see through the ragged eyeholes, and he was really unsure about Todd’s plan. It hadn’t sounded good that afternoon; it sounded worse now. “If you get someone scared, really scared, […]
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Booty Call of Cthulhu
by Cattus Politterarum I. A message Wednesday when I finished at the gym, I had three missed calls from some number with a 617 area code. My phone rang again while I was staring at the screen. I nearly dropped the damn thing, but instead I hit the green button. “Hello?” I said cautiously. “Is […]
Kramping, His Style
by Cattus Politterarum Rupert could hear the elf skulking outside his office door. It did nothing to improve his temper, which was foul. “Don’t skulk outside my office door!” he barked. “Come in.” The elf did so, ducking their head as they passed the threshold. “Sorry, Mr. Knecht, sir, sorry,” they murmured. Rupert glared at […]
In the Playroom, with the Reanimated Couple
by Cattus Politterarum Bobby pulled out his phone and snapped a picture of the tallest tower silhouetted against the sky, moonlight reflecting from what was left of the windows. He texted it to Lucas: Bobby_Miller [9:38PM] Proof The reply dots churned instantly: LucasHottie [9:39PM] you’re not even inside yet and you have to stay […]


