Taylor the Demon Hunter
Taylor the Demon Hunter is a story written by Domashita Romero. It ran in Issue 32 at http://s2b2.livejournal.com/184524.html, and is mirrored at http://www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/taylor-the-demon-hunter/.
From the Slash Pile: "Taylor didn't want to die a virgin and Edmund was hot. And he was British. Really, it was the unicorn's fault."
"According to the texts," Edmund said, pushing his glasses up in a way that Taylor always found appealing, "opening the Door of Khefra-Kel requires a unicorn hair."
"And where am I supposed to get one of those?" Taylor asked. "Like, my mom goes to Costco once a month, and they are totally lacking in industrial sized jars of unicorn hair." He pursed his lips a little and thought about it. "Or if that doesn't work, like, Diagon Alley? You're British, I'm sure you could get us in there."
Edmund closed his eyes and took a little breath, which was one of Taylor's favorite things to make him do. "I assure you, once again, that Harry Potter is entirely fictional, no matter what I have unintentionally led you to believe."
Oh, this was good. This was really good. It was short and funny and a little awkward at all the right moments. You don't have to put a lot of brain power into reading it, which I like. It was short and light, and in the end you just sort of smiled, because you can't NOT smile. Taylor's voice may annoy some people. I was on the fence about it too when I read it. Then I read on and I couldn't help but think, he's such a TEEN. It was perfect. Okay, enough gushing. Go read it! Shoo!