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by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559)
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cockrocker08324<\/span>: hey
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you there?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Yeah, I’m here.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: What’s up?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: just got back<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Just now? Must be an early night.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Sun’s not even up.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: gotta tell you about this guy<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Sure.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so i was out tonight with boone and ack<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Ack?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: from biochem<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Oh, right. Continue.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so we were at a party in south dorm and taylor was there with this guy from umass or something
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and he’s like eight feet tall with all these dreds
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: poly sci major<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Got to watch out for those bastards.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha takes one to know one right?
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: maybe you know him<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Super-tall guy with dredlocks? I think I’d remember if I’d met him before.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: got an accent too
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: british or scottish or something<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Nope, not ringing any bells.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: anyway
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: he’s got this tight shirt on
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: nip piercings sticking out
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: it was cold in there<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Piercings, plural?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: yep one of each
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and i’m fucked up already
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: had a couple shots at jay’s<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I’m sure.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: nothing else though
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: still getting over that cold
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so no smoking for me<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Just say no, huh?
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Nancy Reagan would be proud.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: next thing you know i’ll be voting republican<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Perish the thought.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so i asked him his name and he said bexter or something
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: hard to hear over the fire alarm<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Wait, there was a fire alarm?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: yeah some jackass set a couch on fire
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: missed that whole story<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I’m sure I’ll get the details from Boone on Monday.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Continue.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so we’re all out in the cold and it’s kinda sleeting
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and he’s all so hey baby what’s your name what’s your major
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: typical party chitchat<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Uh-huh.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: kind of shit you say when you want to fuck the guy but you can’t just yet
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: because your friends are hovering or they told you to wait there til they get back<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Or you’re outside in the cold because some jackass set a couch on fire?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you got it
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so we’re right by connolly hall now
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and guess who’s got his keys<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: You didn’t.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I have no idea why anyone considers you even mildly responsible.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: spend three hours each week doing photocopies for dr. moricz
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: get off-hours personal space<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: They should put up a sign there.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: THE SCIENCE BUILDING IS NOT FOR SEX.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: And a little note down at the bottom: THIS MEANS YOU, ANTON TAYLOR.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: i’d tell them it was a bio experiment
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: extra credit<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: How often do you do this, anyway?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: you know
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: couple times a week<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Oh.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Anyway, you were saying?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: right so
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: there’s nobody in the building
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: all the lights are off
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: but there’s all the safety lighting outside<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Right.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: well the lobby windows are tinted
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and when the lights are on
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you can’t see inside<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: …<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so he’s saying some shit like are you sure they can’t see in
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: since there’s a bunch of people waiting around outside for the fire trucks to leave
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i spend like a minute waving to them and doing stupid shit and nobody looked<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: There’s a joke to be made here about the hard sciences, but it’s not coming to me.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha hard sciences
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so he’s saying the whole you got a pretty mouth thing<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Like a hillbilly?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: well not in so many words
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: the way guys talk when they want you to suck them off but want you to think it’s your idea<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Oh.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so he gets me up by one of those pillars near the doors
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and he sticks a couple fingers in my mouth
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: they taste like five different kinds of booze and cigarette
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: which is funny because i didn’t see him smoking<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Maybe he’s trying to quit.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: heh maybe
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i suck him like that for a few
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: then take my jacket off and put it down on the floor<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Easier on your poor knees, I trust.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: can’t wear out my most important joints!
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: anyway
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i unzipped his fly
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and he’s grinning the whole time and saying stupid things like
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: suck it bitch
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you know you want it<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Sounds like a bad porn movie actor.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha except you know what
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: that shit makes me so hard<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: It does?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: yeah fuck
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: bad dirty talk
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: come to papa<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Well, that’s good to know, I guess?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so anyway i get his cock out
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and this guy is HUGE
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: like
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: horses would be jealous
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and all uncut and shit<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: So uncut is good?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: uncut is great
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: i’m cut :(
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Not.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Cut, I mean.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Not cut.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Uncut.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: lucky dog
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: anyway so he’s fucking huge in the dick department
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and i’m thinking there’s no way this is gonna all fit in my mouth<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: That’s pretty big, I guess.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so i just lick up and down a while
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: gay man’s popsicle<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: That’s quite a mental image.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: doesn’t melt in your mouth OR hand
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i get a pretty good rhythm going
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and he’s a nice guy
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: doesn’t try to grab my hair or choke me on his dick or anything<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: What a gentleman.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: yeah it’s kinda hot when guys try to fuck your face
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: but not until they get to know you better<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: It’s good to know there’s \/some\/ things you won’t do on a first date.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha not much
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i’m sucking away on his big horse cock
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and he’s talking dirty the whole time<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Like how?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: oh you know
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you suck that cock real good you slut
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you like that don’t you bitch
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: yeah suck me deep gonna make you drink it all
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: the usual<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: right.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: anyway
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: i start to go jerk myself off
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and he slaps me upside the head<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: What?!<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: says don’t wear yourself out
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: cause i’m gonna fuck you
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and i want you to come with your dick in me
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: i mean my dick in you
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: he said
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: still a little fucked up here<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I was about to say.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I thought you liked it the other way.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: eh i’m flexible
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: but when a guy really wants to give it to me
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: not gonna say no.<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: of course.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so i get a condom out of my pocket
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: good thing i grabbed the x-large<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Do you carry a variety, just in case?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: sure
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: dicks come in all sizes
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: be prepared!<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I have a hard time believing you were ever a Boy Scout.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: got kicked out for eating a brownie
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: wait wrong gay joke
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: anyway
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: now he’s a big dark stud with a glow in the dark weenie<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: …Oh, Brownie<\/i>, I get it now.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: good for you sport
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i don’t have any lube with me
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and neither does he<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: what, do you keep a bottle in your man-purse?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: sample packets from health services
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: fit in my boot
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: but they fell out when i was doing the keg stand<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Naturally.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: and i don’t carry a manpurse
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: asshole :)<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Well, now I know what to get you for Christmas.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: yeah more lube
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: anyway i slicked his dick up good
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: until he finally said okay stop if you keep doing that i’m gonna cum<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: uh-huh.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so he got me kneeling on one of those couches in the lobby
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: pulled my pants down
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: smacked my ass a few times<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: that was kind of rude.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: nah set the mood
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i heard him spit on his hand
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: i reached back and held my ass wide
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: figured he wasn’t going to do it for me<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Lucky you;ve got a lot of practice, huh?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: warmed myself up that afternoon
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so he grabbed my ass and shoved it in<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: uh huh.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: anyway…
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: And then what?
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: …
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: …You still there?
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: …
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Seriously, stop fucking around.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: …You fell asleep at the keyboard, didn’t you?
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Do not<\/i> tell me you fell asleep at the keyboard.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Jackass.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: …
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Don’t you have your sound on?
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Let the annoying chime wake you up.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Wake up<\/i>, you bastard.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: ping
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Well, fine, whatever.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: woo sorry faded out there a little<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Well, I guess I’ll just — oh, hey, you’re back.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: heh heh sounds like somebody’s a little into the story<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Am not.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I just thought you’d want to tell it.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Save you from telling it in the dining hall or something.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha i don’t belieeeeeeeeeve you<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Shut up.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: i didn’t know you were into the dirty cock stories<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I’m not<\/i>.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I don’t care.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: you want to hear what happened?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Sure, whatever.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I mean, you can go to sleep now.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Doesn’t matter to me.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: if i do you won’t know how the story ends
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: gotta get to the money shot<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Whatever you want to do.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: You’re the pervert.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: anyway where was i?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: There was a cock in your ass.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha there usually is
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so he was fucking me
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: working up a real sweat<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Yeah.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: and he grabs my cock and starts stroking me off
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: real not gentle
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: wish i hadn’t been so fucked up
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: it was a really good fuck
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: hey can i ask a question?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: what?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: are you jerking off right now?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: No.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha i thought so
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you always jerk off when i tell you dirty stories?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: No!<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: oh so you don’t always just sometimes<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I don’t ever!<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha oh bry bry
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you are a shit liar you know
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so how come you never told me you like the gay shit?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: You’re insane and still drunk.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: And you should probably go to bed.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: seriously i’d suck your cock<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: What?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: especially now you tell me your meat is uncut
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you let anybody suck your dick before?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I thought we were talking about your<\/i> sex life, not mine.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: yeah but it got lonely
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i figured
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: quid pro quo clarice<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: See, you’re so drunk you’re speaking Latin.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: tits for tats bry bry
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you ever get your horn blown little boy blue?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: No, okay?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: heh heh
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: anyway so he’s fucking me and running his fingers over my dick
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: can’t see him but i can hear him breathing
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so would you suck \/my\/ dick?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: What?
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I don’t see what that has to do with anything.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: would you?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: No.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: You probably have diseases.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Man-whore diseases.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha that’s a yes<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Look, I’m not going to keep answering your questions if you keep twisting around everything I say!<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: that’s so a yes
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: anyway he fucks me so long my knees start to go a little numb
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and i guess i’m getting a little soft
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: because he turns me over on my back
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and starts in on me like that
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: would you let me suck your cock?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: no.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: oh no shift key that’s a total yes
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: i’d totally do it
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: maybe gag you first so i don’t have to listen to you complain how much you hate it<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: You’re such an asshole.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: speaking of my asshole
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: the guy has to grab my knees when i’m on my back to keep me steady
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i’m just jerking myself off now
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: not really giving a shit what he’s up to
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: just flogging my own sweet meat<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Now that;s just ridiculous.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so was i wrong when i told marcy she was crazy when she said you were hot for me?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: What?
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I can’t even understand that sentence.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: marcy told me
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: bry bry is hot for you
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: unquote
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: i told her
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: marcy you are crazy
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: unquote part two
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: was i wrong?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Marcy’s totally crazy.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha omg
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: why didn’t you tell me before bry bry<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: This is ridiculous.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: hey you know what
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: he was fucking me hard
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and all i could think about was how i wanted a cock in my mouth too
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: another uncut one just like his
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: somebody leaning over me
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: with his balls all in my face
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and his dick down my throat
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i could just suck him while he watched me getting fucked
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: watched me while i stroked my dick
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: hey maybe i should go to bed<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: don;t you fucking dare<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha gotcha
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: i love sucking cock
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: even more than getting fucked sometimes
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: just going down on a guy makes me all hard
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: i’m hard again right now thinking about it
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you hard bry bry?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: shut up.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: i bet you are
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: gotta get better at one-handed typing before you can fool me<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: asshole.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: wish you’d been there
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: made you stand at the end of the couch
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: given you head and a good view of my dick
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: or would it have made you jealous?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: what\/<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: ha ha
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: don’t worry bry bry
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: if it’s a choice between heads or tails
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: i’ll always go home with the guy between my lips<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: just finish your stupid story<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: so i hear this guy grunt and he slams me a few times
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: then pulls out and unwraps his dick
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and comes all over my thigh
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i figure the party’s over
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: time to get myself off
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: so i think about a big fat uncut cock in my mouth
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: licking and sucking it dry
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: wish i’d known about you bry bry
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: could have been thinking about yours
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: thinking about having my mouth around your dick
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: and i come so hard i get it in my hair
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: wait let me check
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: yep still there
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: think i need a shower now
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: how about you?
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: bry bry?<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Yeah.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I mean, maybe a shower would be a good idea.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: well then don’t start without me<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: What?<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: give me five minutes
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: need to put on my coat<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: No!
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I can take a shower by myself!<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: yeah but what fun is that?
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: five minutes
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: getting on my shoes right now<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Stop joking.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: You’re such a bastard.<\/p>\n

cockrocker08324<\/span>: see who’s joking at your door in five minutes
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: start without me and i’ll be pissed off
\ncockrocker08324<\/span>: you do not want to see this faggot angry<\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Wait, Anton!<\/p>\n

Auto Response from cockrocker08324: Booty call!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Jedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: I swear, I’m going to fucking kill you if you’re joking.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: …
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: It’s been eight minutes, you loser, I’m going to bed.
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: …That’s you knocking right now, isn’t it?
\nJedi_Master_Rasputin<\/span>: Well, here goes nothing.<\/p>\n

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by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559) illustrated by wredwrat (mirrors http:\/\/s2b2.livejournal.com\/74924.html)                       cockrocker08324: hey cockrocker08324: you there? Jedi_Master_Rasputin: Yeah, I’m here. Jedi_Master_Rasputin: What’s up? cockrocker08324: just got back Jedi_Master_Rasputin: Just now? Must be an early night. Jedi_Master_Rasputin: Sun’s not even up. cockrocker08324: ha ha cockrocker08324: gotta tell you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[349,425],"tags":[6,364],"class_list":["post-2207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-issue14","category-text","tag-shukyou","tag-wredwrat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2207"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9737,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2207\/revisions\/9737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}