{"id":12282,"date":"2026-10-25T14:29:42","date_gmt":"2026-10-25T18:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/?p=12282"},"modified":"2026-10-26T21:47:06","modified_gmt":"2026-10-27T01:47:06","slug":"sanguine-saturnalia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/sanguine-saturnalia\/","title":{"rendered":"Sanguine Saturnalia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">by spicy-wrenegade and Devin Ambrosia<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.s2b2search.com\/wiki\/index.php?title=Sanguine_Saturnalia\">Read this piece&#8217;s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vampires are real and hosting orgies for bleeding bodies?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">by ThrustyRusty 29NB Slut<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Weird hot shit has transpired, y&#8217;all. (Even more so than usual for us.) Without further ado, this weekend I found this:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12283\" src=\"https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_1-724x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"654\" height=\"925\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_1-724x1024.jpg 724w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_1-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_1-768x1086.jpg 768w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_1-1086x1536.jpg 1086w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">OK, so first of all, I want in! Hot. So hot. Like, are they serious with this?!? The power play, the being consumed, all the bodies and genders and group sex?? Gimme. All of it. No notes!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Full back story, because I know y&#8217;all will have questions: I was on vacation in Richmond, VA and found this random 100-year-old copy of a magazine called Urania in a used book store. I\u2019m not even sure why I bought it except that it was old as shit and I used to have a thing for historical fiction before I realized I was gay as a two dollar bill, and it made me happy to see the old parchment with something about how there \u201care no real \u201cmen\u201d and \u201cwomen.\u201d\u201d (Yes, with quotes!) I got back to the hotel and tossed it on the bed and this leaflet fell out! I tried to go back to see if anyone at the book store knew anything but couldn\u2019t find the place.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What am I looking at here? Tell me it\u2019s not a joke. Has anyone heard of something similar? And most importantly, can your boi get an invite? Or maybe we can re-enact?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">16 Apr 2026<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feralfoxxxxxxxx\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">umm so really? mind blown. this feels like a dream. I\u2019ve always kind of wondered about that but seeing it, I can\u2019t even compute.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>lestat_was_trans<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m groaning aloud at this, y&#8217;all. I\u2019m cramping as we speak and I would take on a second mortgage for a bite to the labia. Midol ain\u2019t got shit on vamp venom and face fucking with the besties. So yes, if anyone needs me, I\u2019ll be eating chocolate in my sweats and living inside the fantasy of fondling my girlfriend\u2019s collar while I free bleed on her sweet and slightly scary face as she makes me come.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ThrustyRusty <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[OP]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Trying to get better about Alt text so it\u2019s late but here ya go: Three vampires lay on the ground with their heads together and drink the blood of three humans of various genders sitting on their faces. Everyone is making out and feeling each other up and it looks like a very good time. The human on the right is fat and seems masculine or nonbinary (are those sock garters?) but clearly has bleeding parts. The left human is curvy and Black with her ass just barely peeking through her shorts and didn\u2019t bother to take off her pumps because she urgently needed to face fuck the White vamp and pin her down by the hair while clasping hands with her masc orgy buddy and sucking on some White lady\u2019s tits. Oh yeah, the back one is thin and naked but otherwise looks like she came from her job at the bank, and her pussy is squirting blood. The vampires are creepysexy as fuck, sharp fingernails and pointy teeth and extra long tongues or maybe that\u2019s just wishful thinking on my part. They\u2019re fucking lapping it up, y&#8217;all. They love it. It\u2019s hot. It\u2019s so hot. Oh god, I need to come back for the second one I gotta go.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>hornylibrarian69<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Need to come, huh? ::snicker:: Seriously though, thanks for the image description! FYI, the one on the left is technically wearing combination undergarments with an open crotch.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ThrustyRusty <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[OP]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ofc just want to make sure everyone can get in on the fun! Here\u2019s the bottom right one y&#8217;all: Naked light skinned transmasc wearing very sexy sock garters (out of shot) touches their clit (micro dick? wanna be respectful to my guy) while blood pours from their parts into a goblet held by a White human with a little nipple peeking into the shot. A White vampire is on their knees (I really hope) wearing just a collar, face bloody and open mouthed in front of the goblet looking hungry AF, not just fangs bared y&#8217;all \u2014 ALL of their teeth are sharp and they could rip you to shreds. The flyer promises new vampires are restrained (enthusiastically lol), so maybe the collar is like a graduated version? I don\u2019t see how it would be much help but that\u2019s also A-OK with me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SappyOSapphic\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hell yeah, love seeing new evidence that trans and gender expansive bodies have been celebrated and sexy forever! I\u2019m kind of obsessed with Victorian- and Edwardian-era \u201cmedical\u201d techniques and queer and trans doctors (James Barry, you darling, brilliant man) and midwives as healers and probably sometimes sex workers. I\u2019m not a historian but this seems a little later given the outfits, but who\u2019s counting? Shit ticks all the boxes and makes me very happy.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ThrustyRusty <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[OP]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">OK, um yes, love that for you and us, but also the VAMPIRES?!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SappyOSapphic\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh yeah, that haha. I guess I wasn\u2019t that surprised? I\u2019ve seen some pretty compelling evidence here and on reddit. I\u2019m convinced. To paraphrase another Victorian homo talking about queers: \u201cWe\u2019re everywhere observed, except in print.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>hornylibrarian69\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now also in print? Maybe? (Also, badly paraphrasing Whitman: total turn on.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SappyOSapphic\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hell yes! I\u2019m here for it! Also, are you an actual librarian? (Sexy.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>hornylibrarian69\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yep. Seems like we have a few special interests in common lol. You\u2019ve surely seen those Edwardian gynecological massage by aliens posters by Thure Brandt? Also weirdly hot, if you\u2019re into that kind of thing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SappyOSapphic\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">YES! Slide into my DMs if you want to infodump.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>hornylibrarian69\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Is that what the kids are calling it these days?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>PriestessOfTheNight<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I know I can\u2019t be the only semi-feral former PK in here (\u201cpastor\u2019s kid\u201d for the unbelievers) losing their shit about the religious undertones of it all. The goblet of blood? The kneeling? I suddenly have a powerful urge for someone to press a wafer to my tongue, spit some wine in my mouth, and absolve me of my sins.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>lestat_was_trans<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Not a PK but big fan of them and this. RIP campy giant goblet wielding pussy worshiping vamp, you would have loved the Diva Cup.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>BratManandRubbin<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> [MOD]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@lestat_was_trans, you do realize that if it\u2019s real, these vampires might still be alive and fucking, right?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>lestat_was_trans<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well now I do! And <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> don\u2019t have any latent vampiric powers because I just shrieked in feral desire and did <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">not<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> turn into a cloud of bats. Rude!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Okay, this is wild. I helped my parents move some stuff a while back and found this box in the attic that was full of old diaries and photo albums and little mementos that belonged to my great-great-grandma. She was a bit of a weird one, family doesn\u2019t really want to talk about her and there\u2019s barely any photos. Saved the box from the shredder and took it home. Honestly, I have no idea what I expected when I went through it, but it definitely wasn\u2019t kinky vampire sketches. Yeah, you read that right.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m out right now, but I\u2019ll take a picture later! They\u2019re really good actually, like I\u2019ve only done a few art classes but they look too real to be from someone\u2019s imagination. I mean, I thought she dabbled in some kind of kinky figure drawing and just added the fangs cause she was a little freak (affectionate) but I swear they look way too similar to that flyer. I guess it could still just be kink, but I don\u2019t know\u2026\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>lestat-was-trans\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Omg, show usssss<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>biteme_xxx<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You better be breaking the speed limit getting home rn\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ThrustyRusty <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[OP]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Umm, excuse me, WHAT? Yeah, I caught the plural there. Multiple drawings, possibly our artist?!?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Also, seems like you\u2019re pretty OK with the idea of your great-grandma as a sexual being? Because this could get weird.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, yeah. I mean I didn\u2019t know her, I barely know <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">of<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> her. And either way, my ancestors sending me on my way to hot vampire sex sounds like a dream honestly.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You think she could\u2019ve made the flyer? I\u2019m nowhere near Richmond, but I guess that doesn\u2019t mean anything? The style is kinda similar\u2026 Though idk if she was even the one who drew these.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>hornylibrarian69\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How long until these sketch photos though? I\u2019m setting an alarm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feralfoxxxxxxxx\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s been 3 hours! Give us the pics!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>BratManandRubbin<\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> [MOD]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Uuuuugh, such a tease!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>biteme_xxx<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Are you kidding, still no update?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>_antici_pation_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dude, the wait is killing me!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feralfoxxxxxxxx\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Username checks out lol<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Y\u2019all really wanna see the horny vampires, huh? Here you go. Just think of me if you ever get an invite to one of these parties.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12284\" src=\"https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_2-1024x730.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"654\" height=\"466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_2-1024x730.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_2-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_2-768x548.jpg 768w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_2-1536x1095.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_2.jpg 1683w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They\u2019re not signed or dated, but based on the diaries and everything I\u2019m pretty sure they\u2019re from the 1920s. And before you ask, no I don\u2019t have any more context. I can\u2019t read most of the writing and what\u2019s legible doesn\u2019t mention any vampires. Or kinky sex.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But yeah, like I said, the whole family thing is hella weird. Like there aren\u2019t any photos of her at all from like, the late 30s onward and there\u2019s no grave to visit or anything. I\u2019ll try and prod my mom for more info, but can\u2019t promise anything.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>biteme_xxx\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, oh fuck. Yeah, that was worth the wait.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>_antici_pation_<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How does this keep getting hotter?!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ThrustyRusty <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[OP]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wake up babe, new muzzled vampire babes just dropped!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Alt text: Even more smokin\u2019 hot vamps. Glad we got a good look at these guys (gender neutral) this time since their faces were pretty occupied on the flyer. We finally see those promised restraints \u2014 a whole page of \u2018em \u2014 there\u2019s a muzzle and another one gagged with some kind of period sponge? They\u2019re all pointy teeth and long ears, just begging for my mouth. These sketches also have some shorter haircuts (cute), extremely tuggable curly braids, and some very fucking sexy oral. There\u2019s a tasseled Roaring 20s dress being pushed aside and another vampire giving some competent and committed head. There\u2019s pages of tongues. I think my wet dream did come true, y&#8217;all. Their tongues are long, strong, and ready to get it on. (I\u2019m a poet and I know it.) With full respect to your great-great-grandma lol @crispygreens, this is fucking sexy. Thank you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>PriestessOfTheNight<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I know what I\u2019m praying for tonight.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feralfoxxxxxxxx\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">YUM\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>hornylibrarian69\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What do you mean by \u201ccan\u2019t read\u201d the diaries @crispygreens? I am not sure if I should lament the fact that cursive is no longer taught in American public schools (I\u2019m an old) or salivate over the possibility of breaking the secret code on another historical queer diary. Also, though, hot damn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I swear I\u2019m old enough to read cursive! But a) her handwriting was shit, you wouldn\u2019t believe it. And b) it\u2019s not like she wrote regular cursive, there\u2019s a lot of loops. Tho there\u2019s also stuff that looks like chicken scratch, so you might get your wish.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>hornylibrarian69\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I fear that I may perish. (From too much of a good thing.) Send me a picture of a few pages if you do indeed want to fulfill my dying wish.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">On it! (But please don\u2019t die &#8211; though seems like you might get better?)\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SappyOSapphic\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@hornylibrarian69 what do you mean, another diary?? I want that story!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feigning-specialist\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yo, this sounds a lot like a rumour I heard when I was travelling the Rockies. Word is that there\u2019s a commune out in the middle of nowhere that\u2019s hosting \u201cdark moon suppers for the bleeding.\u201d I thought it was a joke but it came up more than once and one of the ladies swore she\u2019d seen it with her own eyes. She didn\u2019t get into details but she blushed a whole lot and assured me she had a great time. When I asked her why she didn\u2019t go back, she told me she never found the place again. I stuck around some, but nothing. Only stories. I\u2019m not in the area now, but this got me curious again. Might make a detour back up there later this year.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>biteme_xxx<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You\u2019re so full of shit. A rumor, really?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Keep us updated, bud!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feigning-specialist\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sure thing<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feralfoxxxxxxxx\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I want to believe it\u2019s real so bad!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feigning-specialist\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Friends, hold on to your panties cause boy, do I have news! Sorry for necroing this six month old post, but I\u2019m back in Colorado and YOU WON\u2019T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-12295\" src=\"https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_3-1-791x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"654\" height=\"847\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_3-1-791x1024.jpg 791w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_3-1-232x300.jpg 232w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_3-1-768x994.jpg 768w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_3-1-1187x1536.jpg 1187w, https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Sanguine_Saturnalia_3-1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 654px) 100vw, 654px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It was tucked under the wipers of my van when I woke up this morning\u2026 no idea who left it, but if that ain\u2019t an invitation I don\u2019t know what is! DM me if you want the actual place. I don\u2019t wanna doxx them like that, but I figured if you\u2019re following this discussion, you might as well know.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Are you kidding? @hornylibrarian69, this is it! Roadtrip?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>hornylibrarian69\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You drive?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Course, hun<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ThrustyRusty <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[OP]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">WAIT<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You two? DM me details right now. As the matchmaker, I\u2019m entitled<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feigning-specialist\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">@crispygreens lemme know if you wanna link up\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sweet, yeah, for sure!\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>hornylibrarian69\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Soooo @SappyOSapphic, this is actually happening? See you there?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SappyOSapphic\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hell yeah! You couldn\u2019t keep me away. Ahhhhhhh so excited!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>feralfoxxxxxxxx\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It\u2019s real omfg it\u2019s real<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ThrustyRusty <\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[OP]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m putting in my PTO request rn<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>crispygreens\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Letsgoooo!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.s2b2search.com\/wiki\/index.php?title=Sanguine_Saturnalia\">Read this piece&#8217;s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki.<\/a><\/p>\n<span class=\"simplefavorite-button has-count preset\" data-postid=\"12282\" data-siteid=\"1\" data-groupid=\"1\" data-favoritecount=\"3\" style=\"background-color:#ffffff;border-color:#000000;color:#000000;\"><i class=\"sf-icon-love\" style=\"color:#000000;\"><\/i>Love<span class=\"simplefavorite-button-count\" style=\"color:#000000;\">3<\/span><\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by spicy-wrenegade and Devin Ambrosia Read this piece&#8217;s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki. Vampires are real and hosting orgies for bleeding bodies? by ThrustyRusty 29NB Slut Weird hot shit has transpired, y&#8217;all. (Even more so than usual for us.) Without further ado, this weekend I found this: OK, so first of all, I want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[847,425],"tags":[815,835],"class_list":["post-12282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bangbang-no-123","category-text","tag-devin-ambrosia","tag-spicy-wrenagade"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12282"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12330,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12282\/revisions\/12330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}