{"id":9969,"date":"2021-06-28T07:37:38","date_gmt":"2021-06-28T11:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/?page_id=9969"},"modified":"2021-06-28T20:32:59","modified_gmt":"2021-06-29T00:32:59","slug":"bang-bang-no-91","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/frontpage\/bang-bang-no-91\/","title":{"rendered":"Issue 91: Be Gay Do Crimes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/issue-91-cover\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/2021-06\/SSBB_062821.png\" alt=\"Issue 91 Cover\" width=\"600\" height=\"825\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/issue-91-cover\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">cover by 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/going-twice\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Going Twice<\/a>, by Togi Kayako (\u571f\u5b9c\u8349\u5b50) *<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/flourishes\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Flourishes<\/a>, by Iron Eater *<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/friends-in-low-places\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Friends in Low Places<\/a>, by Shirozubon Saruko (\u57ce\u56f3\u51e1\u7136\u308b\u5b50) *<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/pest-control\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Pest Control<\/a>, by RunnyCrusty *<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/halfway\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Halfway<\/a>, by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559) *<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/exit-strategy\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Exit Strategy<\/a>, by causeways<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/quenchant\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Quenchant<\/a>, by Nori Kanfuyu (\u6cd5 \u5bd2\u51ac) *<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/take-what-you-can\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Take What You Can<\/a>, by juou no zan (\u5973\u738b\u306e\u30b6\u30f3) *<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/blood-and-steam\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Blood and Steam<\/a>, by CircleTime<br \/>\n<small><\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>*illustrated <\/small><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/suspicious-handling\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">suspicious handling<\/a>, by Shrimp King<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/stonewall-was-a-riot\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Stonewall was a Riot<\/a>, by Phun Saa (\u0e1e\u0e23\u0e23\u0e29\u0e32) and Passer Puellae<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/andro\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Andro<\/a>, by Julian Crow<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/caught\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">Caught<\/a>, by Sparrow<\/p>\n<p>~*~<\/p>\n<h1><strong>WANTED<\/strong><br \/>\nShousetsu Bang*Bang Issue 91<\/h1>\n<p><strong>NOTORIOUS DISTRIBUTOR OF SMUTTY QUEER LOVE STORIES<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Age: 18+<br \/>\nBuild: one cover, nine stories (seven illustrated), and four standalone illustrations<br \/>\nDistinguishing Features: descriptions of criminal activity; various sexualities and genders; NSFW text and illustrations; happy endings<\/p>\n<p>Shousetsu Bang*Bang, alias &#8220;SSBB&#8221;, is known as a criminal principally online, and is wanted for peddling smut, welcoming kink, queering romance, and generally being horny on main. Has served time in horny jail for these very crimes, but was pardoned and immediately returned to its prior pernicious ways. Is now considered to be beyond rehabilitation.<\/p>\n<p><em>Unless captured, will certainly publish again.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>If you encounter Shousetsu Bang*Bang, do not call the authorities. Try to approach it yourself first.<\/p>\n<p>Persons who are in possession of any information regarding the high quality of the contents of this issue should communicate immediately by social media and relay this vital information to the public. Concerned citizens should also leave comments on individual entries, warning others of the delights and wonders contained within.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>(For summaries, authors\u2019 notes, and more, we would usually tell you to see this issue\u2019s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/BB\/topic\/issue-91-creators-notes\/\" target=\"_self\" rel=\"noopener\">In the interim, however, please visit the relevant thread at the SSBB Bulletin Boards for similar content.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cover by 2013 Going Twice, by Togi Kayako (\u571f\u5b9c\u8349\u5b50) * Flourishes, by Iron Eater * Friends in Low Places, by Shirozubon Saruko (\u57ce\u56f3\u51e1\u7136\u308b\u5b50) * Pest Control, by RunnyCrusty * Halfway, by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559) * Exit Strategy, by causeways Quenchant, by Nori Kanfuyu (\u6cd5 \u5bd2\u51ac) * Take What You Can, by juou no zan (\u5973\u738b\u306e\u30b6\u30f3) * [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":2,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-9969","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9969"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9980,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9969\/revisions\/9980"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}