{"id":9874,"date":"2021-04-26T08:32:28","date_gmt":"2021-04-26T12:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/?page_id=9874"},"modified":"2021-04-26T09:52:06","modified_gmt":"2021-04-26T13:52:06","slug":"bang-bang-no-90","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/frontpage\/bang-bang-no-90\/","title":{"rendered":"Issue 90: Science Fiction Double Feature"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"issue<\/a><\/p>\n

cover by Swedishjazz<\/a><\/p>\n

~*~<\/p>\n

The Maiden Voyage<\/a>, by CircleTime<\/p>\n

Before Landfall<\/a>, by causeways<\/p>\n

Rule 63<\/a>, by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559) *<\/p>\n

Dead Man’s Switch<\/a>, by Shirozubon Saruko (\u57ce\u56f3\u51e1\u7136\u308b\u5b50)<\/p>\n

Anywhere I Wander<\/a>, by Togi Kayako (\u571f\u5b9c\u8349\u5b50)<\/p>\n

Pluto Needs Porn!<\/a>, by Shiawasena Ryok\u014d-sha<\/p>\n

“My heat was triggered by my fandom nemesis?!?!”<\/a>, by juou no zan (\u5973\u738b\u306e\u30b6\u30f3) *<\/p>\n

Me, Myself, and I<\/a>, by Iron Eater *<\/p>\n

* illustrated <\/small><\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Wildlife Conservation Efforts<\/a>, by the Winter Cynic<\/p>\n

~*~<\/p>\n

THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR AUDIENCES 18 AND OLDER BY SHOUSETSU BANG*BANG. THE ISSUE ADVERTISED HAS BEEN RATED NSFW FOR GRAPHIC NUDITY, SEX, SEXUALITY, DRINKING, INTENSE SITUATIONS, PERVASIVE LANGUAGE, RECKLESS BEHAVIOR, XENOPHILIA, PARAPHILIA, ORGIES, KITTY EARS, UNEXPECTED GENDERS, AND OTHER GENERAL AWESOMENESS<\/i><\/p>\n

MUSIC: DRAMATIC CRASH FOLLOWED BY TENSE STRINGS<\/p>\n

NARRATOR (V.O.)
\nIn a world…<\/p>\n

FADE IN ON DISTANT SHOT OF A MOB WITH PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES. SOUNDS OF HATEFUL SHOUTING AND BOOING.<\/p>\n

NARRATOR (V.O.)
\nWhere all hope is lost…<\/p>\n

ZOOM IN ON THE MOB, LIT ONLY BY THEIR TORCHES. A FEW CARRY SIGNS WITH SLOGANS LIKE “WE ♥ QUEERBAITING” AND “ONLY SANITIZED CORPORATE PROPERTIES ARE VIRTUOUS” AND “YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR BEING HORNY”<\/p>\n

NARRATOR (V.O.)
\nOne long-running sexy webzine…<\/p>\n

QUICK CLOSEUPS OF MULTIPLE SCREENS — COMPUTER, TABLET, PHONE, WATCH — EACH LOADING A LOGO: A SINGLE RAINBOW ASTERISK. ONE YOUNG PERSON LOOKS NERVOUSLY AT THEIR BROWSER WINDOW, BITING THEIR LIP IN ANTICIPATION DESPITE THE DIN OUTSIDE.<\/p>\n

NARRATOR (V.O.)
\nWill bring smut back.<\/p>\n

MUSIC SWELLS TO A TERRIFYING CRESCENDO. POUNDING NOISES FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR. THE MOB IS GETTING LOUDER. THE YOUNG PERSON, EYES WIDE, HOVERS OVER THE LINK AND CLICKS. SCREEN CUTS TO BLACK.<\/p>\n

NARRATOR (V.O.)
\nNow playing on the internet everywhere…<\/p>\n

MUSIC DIES AWAY, TEXT APPEARS ONSCREEN: SHOUSETSU BANG*BANG ISSUE 90<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

(For summaries, authors\u2019 notes, and more, we would usually tell you to see this issue\u2019s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki. In the interim, however, please visit the relevant thread at the SSBB Bulletin Boards for similar content.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

cover by Swedishjazz ~*~ The Maiden Voyage, by CircleTime Before Landfall, by causeways Rule 63, by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559) * Dead Man’s Switch, by Shirozubon Saruko (\u57ce\u56f3\u51e1\u7136\u308b\u5b50) Anywhere I Wander, by Togi Kayako (\u571f\u5b9c\u8349\u5b50) Pluto Needs Porn!, by Shiawasena Ryok\u014d-sha “My heat was triggered by my fandom nemesis?!?!”, by juou no zan (\u5973\u738b\u306e\u30b6\u30f3) * Me, Myself, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":2,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-9874","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9874"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9886,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9874\/revisions\/9886"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}