{"id":7786,"date":"2019-10-28T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2019-10-28T12:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/?page_id=7786"},"modified":"2019-10-28T08:00:47","modified_gmt":"2019-10-28T12:00:47","slug":"bang-bang-no-81","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/bang-bang-no-81\/","title":{"rendered":"Issue 81: The Monster at the End of This Book"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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cover by M. Roberge<\/a> and Safelybeds<\/a> <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Static on the Radio<\/a>, by Hiwaru Kibi (\u706b\u60aa \u6728\u7f8e)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In Ossa Venenum<\/a>, by Iron Eater *<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Instinct<\/a>, by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thaw<\/a>, by Hyakunichisou 13 (\u767e\u65e5\u8349 \u5341\u4e09)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Tunnel<\/a>, by Domashita Romero (\u5730\u4e0b\u30ed\u30e1\u30ed) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

All the Ways We Reform<\/a>, by Ana Miruko (\u5a40\u6c5d\u3000\u7f8e\u7409\u5b50)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* illustrated<\/p>\n\n\n\n

~*~<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did that say? On the cover, what did that say? Did it say there will be a MONSTER at the end of this issue?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Listen,\n I have an idea. If you don’t click on any of the links, we will never \nget to the end of this issue. And that is good, because there is a \nmonster at the end of this issue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You clicked on a link! Maybe \nyou do not understand. See, clicking links is what gets you through the \nissue, and there is a monster at the end of this issue. But this will–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You clicked another link! Don’t you understand what you’re doing? Don’t you see?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There.\n Maybe if I convince you not to share on social media. If you don’t \nspread the word about this wonderful free issue, filled with sexy queer \nspookiness, we will never get any closer to the monster at the end of \nthis issue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You did what<\/em>? Well, then, maybe if you do not \nleave a comment thanking the creators for thier hard work! Then they \nwill never return, and there will be no more issues, and there will be \nno more monsters. Problem solved!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh. I see where this is going.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Listen:\n The next line is the end of this patter text, and when it ends, the \nissue begins! And at the end of the issue is a monster! I’m so scared! \nPlease, do not click any links, tell any of your friends, or tell the \ncreators how much you appreciate all the time and effort they put into \ntheir creations! Please, please, please!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…Well, look at that! \nThe issue is here, and the only monster is … the issue itself! Another\n heart-poundingly monstrous October issue of loveable, huggable old \nShousetsu Bang*Bang! I told you there was nothing to be afraid of.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

—<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For summaries, authors’ notes, and more, see this issue’s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki.<\/a>
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Static on the Radio, by Hiwaru Kibi (\u706b\u60aa \u6728\u7f8e) In Ossa Venenum, by Iron Eater * Instinct, by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559) Thaw, by Hyakunichisou 13 (\u767e\u65e5\u8349 \u5341\u4e09) The Tunnel, by Domashita Romero (\u5730\u4e0b\u30ed\u30e1\u30ed) All the Ways We Reform, by Ana Miruko (\u5a40\u6c5d\u3000\u7f8e\u7409\u5b50) * illustrated ~*~ What did that say? On the cover, what did that say? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-7786","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7789,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7786\/revisions\/7789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}