{"id":6708,"date":"2017-06-20T11:58:17","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T15:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/?page_id=6708"},"modified":"2017-06-20T12:17:57","modified_gmt":"2017-06-20T16:17:57","slug":"bang-bang-no-67","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/frontpage\/bang-bang-no-67\/","title":{"rendered":"Issue 67: The First Taste"},"content":{"rendered":"


\ncover by Iron Eater<\/a><\/p>\n

~*~<\/p>\n

been missing this<\/a>, by A.S. Mara<\/p>\n

Meat Cute<\/a>, by loveonthefarm<\/p>\n

Funeral Potatoes<\/a>, by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559)<\/p>\n

Summer Heat<\/a>, by Tamari Erin (\u7389\u91cc\u3048\u308a\u3093) *<\/p>\n

Constantine’s red letter day<\/a>, by Hyakunichisou 13 (\u767e\u65e5\u8349 \u5341\u4e09)<\/p>\n

Cream Puff<\/a>, by TK Hoshikuzu (TK \u661f\u5c51)<\/p>\n

Honest in Our Hunger<\/a>, by T.F. Grognon<\/p>\n

* illustrated <\/small><\/p>\n

~*~<\/p>\n

“Honest-to-goodness yaoi flavor!”<\/i>
\n“Always so tender and juicy!”<\/i>
\n“Really delicious and dependable too!”<\/i><\/p>\n

Nice things like this have been said countless times in all the years Shousetsu Bang*Bang has been the world’s favorite brand of sexy original gay smut!<\/p>\n

For Shousetsu Bang*Bang, there’s no substitute for quality. We slow-roast all our contents, letting them marinate in their own delicious juices until they’re plump, pink, and ready to go. Then we package them up at that moment of ripeness so they arrive on your screen with that perfect, just-picked fresh quality!<\/p>\n

How about having some delicious Shousetsu Bang*Bang on your table tonight? It’s so quick — so easy, too!<\/p>\n

7 whole Authors \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 2 cans Artists<\/b>
\n1\/2 tsp intrigue \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 4 tbsp grated innuendo<\/b>
\n5 cups sexinesss \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Melodrama to taste<\/b><\/p>\n

Combine first two ingredients and mix well. Blend in other ingredients by hand. Beat as necessary for fluffiness. Pour into well-lubricated pans of desired size. Garnish with comments from enthusiastic readers. Serve hot.<\/p>\n

Try some innovative plating! Serve your Shousetsu Bang*Bang directly on our website! Fresh new look, same great taste!<\/p>\n

Shousetsu Bang*Bang: Small-Batch Artisanal Dick-Touchings Since 2005<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

See this issue’s entry on the Shousetsu Bang*Bang wiki.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

cover by Iron Eater ~*~ been missing this, by A.S. Mara Meat Cute, by loveonthefarm Funeral Potatoes, by shukyou (\u4e3b\u6559) Summer Heat, by Tamari Erin (\u7389\u91cc\u3048\u308a\u3093) * Constantine’s red letter day, by Hyakunichisou 13 (\u767e\u65e5\u8349 \u5341\u4e09) Cream Puff, by TK Hoshikuzu (TK \u661f\u5c51) Honest in Our Hunger, by T.F. Grognon * illustrated ~*~ “Honest-to-goodness yaoi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":2,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6708","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6708"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6710,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6708\/revisions\/6710"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shousetsubangbang.com\/mirror\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}