A Sucker Born Every Minute (and Three on the Doorstep), by Yin Twig (陰 茎) *
Private Show, by Auriel Naughtwell
Kaleidoscope, by Sparklebeard
Suspension, by shukyou (主教) *
International Dissertation Avoidance Day, by Kimyō Tabibito (奇妙 旅人)
The Bearded Girl and the Silksmith, by Mar Gyorin (魚鱗丸) *
Long Distance, by Iron Eater *
You Just Might Get It, by juou no zen (女王のザン)
The Funambulist, by Hikaru Yamaguchi *
Ludi, by Rin Katta
The Queen’s Dancing Girl, by Reddoraion no ōjo (レッドライオンの王女)
An unexpected stay in Highbridge Town, by Hyakunichisou 13 (百日草 十三)
les cerceaux, by cloven
Ladies! Gentlemen! Both! Neither! Otherwise! Your attention, please!
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Thrill! at the death-defying feats at dizzying altitudes. Delight! at performances of low trickery and high skill. Marvel! at bodies beautiful and strange. Gasp! at feats of erotic excitement you may only ever have dreamed of before, if you dream of such things at all.
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