Issue 42: Playing Doctor

cover by 2013


Idol Comforts, by Kirisaki Nizuki (霧崎弐透)

Complicated Creation, by Domashita Romero (地下ロメロ)*

The Testing Point, by Rosei Aki (浪星あき)

Esprit de Corps, by Shikkoku no Suzu (漆黒のスズ)

on the natural healing of bone fractures, by Kuruma Ebi (車エビ)*

Manner of Death, by Nijiiro Sumi (虹色墨)*

Matters of the Heart, by Aosora Hikaru (青空 ヒカル)

A Prescription for Love, by shukyou (主教)*


You’ve Given Me a Heart, by sparks


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