Issue 37: Weasels Ripped My Flesh

cover by Chira and Doyle

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TRUE BOOK-LENGTH STORIES
THE MAN’S MAGAZINE OF EXCITING FICTION AND FACT
THE EXCITING MAGAZINE FOR MEN
June 2012 …………… 25¢

Featuring in this breathtaking, death-defying issue:

Professor Worthington and the Search for the One-Eyed Trouser Snake
secrets of a mysterious island, exposed by Hinata Yamimoto

Deadly Scorpions Ate My Shirt!
an illustrated desert adventure by Igirisujin

On Earth My Nina
an illustrated exploration of cryptozoology by Domashita Romero (地下ロメロ)

Tastes Like True Grit
scenes from a hunter’s deadly trade, by Daisuke Yaki (大輔焼)

Fraternization
a shocking true crime exposé by Jestana (story removed from archive by author’s request)

I survived a deadly camping trip with an Australian park ranger
a breathtaking account of survival by Shikkoku no Suzu (漆黒のスズ)

Through the hostile jungles of Gaia
a real war adventure by Kaerutobi Ike (蛙跳び池)

Bodies in Space
an illustrated journey by shukyou (主教)

Swamped!
exlusive photo-feature by melanofly (メラノ飛)

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Contained in these pages are some of the manliest tales of manly men’s manly adventures ever assembled! You’ll gasp with astonishment at every shocking turn! Your heart will race as you encounter epic tragedy and triumph! You’ll thrill at the harrowing exploits of true heroes together! You’ll be amazed by their accounts of camaraderie and bravery in the face of overwhelming odds! You just won’t believe how some of these men endured these frightening ordeals … and lived to tell the tale!

Journey with us into some of the world’s darkest hearts of darkness, where boys become men, men become heroes, heroes become legends, and legends find other legends to be legends with! You won’t want to miss a moment of this shocking spectacular!

This issue has been brought to you by a frankly astonishing amount of manliness, and also by your editors.

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