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Y-E-E-O-W-W-!, written by Scraps

Cards on the Table, written by Zero X Infinity (0 x ∞)

Bar None, written by shukyou (主教)

Goodnight Loving, written by Devin Ambrosia and illustrated by ChibiSaboten

An Ambitious Man, written by Togi Kayako (土宜草子)

A Pretty Piece of Calico, written by Suzuran

Run, written and illustrated by spicy-wrenegade

Raven and Rhinestone Cowboys, written by ChibiSaboten

A Third of a Chord To Please the Lord, written by Greta Jia-Kang Cabrel

Virginia Smolders, written and illustrated by Iron Eater

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willing hostage, illustrated by ffflks

Giddyup, written by Devin Ambrosia and illustrated by spicy-wrenegade

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WANTED

for crimes against the family-friendly sanitized corporate internet

SHOUSETSU BANG*BANG

About 21 years of age (estd. 2005), genders and appearances varied. 149 issues, this newest one included. Recently surpassed 14 million total words, spread among over 1600 stories accompanied by over 1800 artworks. Known aliases include SSBB, s2b2, bb_shousetsu, shousetsubangbang. Known accomplices and contributors too many to count.

Unspeakable crimes unfit for tender ears! Shousetsu Bang*Bang has operated shamelessly in this territory for over two decades, terrorizing the fine, upstanding populace with original queer love stories featuring explicit erotic scenes and happy endings. Even the mere mention of its foul deeds is enough to arouse the sentiment of fair people of proper taste. This criminal has already been censored, banned, and even outright deleted from multiple online platforms, yet the malfeasance continues!

If spotted, do not attempt to detain Shousetsu Bang*Bang yourself. Approach cautiously. Immediately inform others about the whereabouts of the newest issue, or of any other issues you find relevant. Absolutely do not follow it anywhere else. Shousetsu Bang*Bang is always looking for new victims and will recruit!

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