by spicy-wrenegade and Devin Ambrosia

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Vampires are real and hosting orgies for bleeding bodies?

by ThrustyRusty 29NB Slut

Weird hot shit has transpired, y’all. (Even more so than usual for us.) Without further ado, this weekend I found this:

OK, so first of all, I want in! Hot. So hot. Like, are they serious with this?!? The power play, the being consumed, all the bodies and genders and group sex?? Gimme. All of it. No notes! 

Full back story, because I know y’all will have questions: I was on vacation in Richmond, VA and found this random 100-year-old copy of a magazine called Urania in a used book store. I’m not even sure why I bought it except that it was old as shit and I used to have a thing for historical fiction before I realized I was gay as a two dollar bill, and it made me happy to see the old parchment with something about how there “are no real “men” and “women.”” (Yes, with quotes!) I got back to the hotel and tossed it on the bed and this leaflet fell out! I tried to go back to see if anyone at the book store knew anything but couldn’t find the place. 

What am I looking at here? Tell me it’s not a joke. Has anyone heard of something similar? And most importantly, can your boi get an invite? Or maybe we can re-enact?

16 Apr 2026

 

feralfoxxxxxxxx 

umm so really? mind blown. this feels like a dream. I’ve always kind of wondered about that but seeing it, I can’t even compute.

 

lestat_was_trans

I’m groaning aloud at this, y’all. I’m cramping as we speak and I would take on a second mortgage for a bite to the labia. Midol ain’t got shit on vamp venom and face fucking with the besties. So yes, if anyone needs me, I’ll be eating chocolate in my sweats and living inside the fantasy of fondling my girlfriend’s collar while I free bleed on her sweet and slightly scary face as she makes me come.

 

ThrustyRusty [OP]

Trying to get better about Alt text so it’s late but here ya go: Three vampires lay on the ground with their heads together and drink the blood of three humans of various genders sitting on their faces. Everyone is making out and feeling each other up and it looks like a very good time. The human on the right is fat and seems masculine or nonbinary (are those sock garters?) but clearly has bleeding parts. The left human is curvy and Black with her ass just barely peeking through her shorts and didn’t bother to take off her pumps because she urgently needed to face fuck the White vamp and pin her down by the hair while clasping hands with her masc orgy buddy and sucking on some White lady’s tits. Oh yeah, the back one is thin and naked but otherwise looks like she came from her job at the bank, and her pussy is squirting blood. The vampires are creepysexy as fuck, sharp fingernails and pointy teeth and extra long tongues or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part. They’re fucking lapping it up, y’all. They love it. It’s hot. It’s so hot. Oh god, I need to come back for the second one I gotta go.

 

hornylibrarian69

Need to come, huh? ::snicker:: Seriously though, thanks for the image description! FYI, the one on the left is technically wearing combination undergarments with an open crotch.

 

ThrustyRusty [OP]

ofc just want to make sure everyone can get in on the fun! Here’s the bottom right one y’all: Naked light skinned transmasc wearing very sexy sock garters (out of shot) touches their clit (micro dick? wanna be respectful to my guy) while blood pours from their parts into a goblet held by a White human with a little nipple peeking into the shot. A White vampire is on their knees (I really hope) wearing just a collar, face bloody and open mouthed in front of the goblet looking hungry AF, not just fangs bared y’all — ALL of their teeth are sharp and they could rip you to shreds. The flyer promises new vampires are restrained (enthusiastically lol), so maybe the collar is like a graduated version? I don’t see how it would be much help but that’s also A-OK with me.

 

SappyOSapphic 

Hell yeah, love seeing new evidence that trans and gender expansive bodies have been celebrated and sexy forever! I’m kind of obsessed with Victorian- and Edwardian-era “medical” techniques and queer and trans doctors (James Barry, you darling, brilliant man) and midwives as healers and probably sometimes sex workers. I’m not a historian but this seems a little later given the outfits, but who’s counting? Shit ticks all the boxes and makes me very happy. 

 

ThrustyRusty [OP]

OK, um yes, love that for you and us, but also the VAMPIRES?!?

 

SappyOSapphic 

Oh yeah, that haha. I guess I wasn’t that surprised? I’ve seen some pretty compelling evidence here and on reddit. I’m convinced. To paraphrase another Victorian homo talking about queers: “We’re everywhere observed, except in print.” 

 

hornylibrarian69 

Now also in print? Maybe? (Also, badly paraphrasing Whitman: total turn on.)

 

SappyOSapphic 

Hell yes! I’m here for it! Also, are you an actual librarian? (Sexy.)

 

hornylibrarian69 

Yep. Seems like we have a few special interests in common lol. You’ve surely seen those Edwardian gynecological massage by aliens posters by Thure Brandt? Also weirdly hot, if you’re into that kind of thing.

 

SappyOSapphic 

YES! Slide into my DMs if you want to infodump. 

 

hornylibrarian69 

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 

 

PriestessOfTheNight

I know I can’t be the only semi-feral former PK in here (“pastor’s kid” for the unbelievers) losing their shit about the religious undertones of it all. The goblet of blood? The kneeling? I suddenly have a powerful urge for someone to press a wafer to my tongue, spit some wine in my mouth, and absolve me of my sins.

 

lestat_was_trans

Not a PK but big fan of them and this. RIP campy giant goblet wielding pussy worshiping vamp, you would have loved the Diva Cup.

 

BratManandRubbin [MOD]

@lestat_was_trans, you do realize that if it’s real, these vampires might still be alive and fucking, right? 

 

lestat_was_trans

Well now I do! And I don’t have any latent vampiric powers because I just shrieked in feral desire and did not turn into a cloud of bats. Rude!

 

crispygreens

Okay, this is wild. I helped my parents move some stuff a while back and found this box in the attic that was full of old diaries and photo albums and little mementos that belonged to my great-great-grandma. She was a bit of a weird one, family doesn’t really want to talk about her and there’s barely any photos. Saved the box from the shredder and took it home. Honestly, I have no idea what I expected when I went through it, but it definitely wasn’t kinky vampire sketches. Yeah, you read that right. 

I’m out right now, but I’ll take a picture later! They’re really good actually, like I’ve only done a few art classes but they look too real to be from someone’s imagination. I mean, I thought she dabbled in some kind of kinky figure drawing and just added the fangs cause she was a little freak (affectionate) but I swear they look way too similar to that flyer. I guess it could still just be kink, but I don’t know…  

 

lestat-was-trans 

Omg, show usssss

 

biteme_xxx

You better be breaking the speed limit getting home rn…

 

ThrustyRusty [OP]

Umm, excuse me, WHAT? Yeah, I caught the plural there. Multiple drawings, possibly our artist?!? 

Also, seems like you’re pretty OK with the idea of your great-grandma as a sexual being? Because this could get weird.

 

crispygreens

Oh, yeah. I mean I didn’t know her, I barely know of her. And either way, my ancestors sending me on my way to hot vampire sex sounds like a dream honestly. 

You think she could’ve made the flyer? I’m nowhere near Richmond, but I guess that doesn’t mean anything? The style is kinda similar… Though idk if she was even the one who drew these. 

 

hornylibrarian69 

How long until these sketch photos though? I’m setting an alarm.

 

feralfoxxxxxxxx  

It’s been 3 hours! Give us the pics! 

 

BratManandRubbin [MOD]

Uuuuugh, such a tease! 

 

biteme_xxx

Are you kidding, still no update? 

 

_antici_pation_

Dude, the wait is killing me! 

 

feralfoxxxxxxxx  

Username checks out lol

 

crispygreens 

Y’all really wanna see the horny vampires, huh? Here you go. Just think of me if you ever get an invite to one of these parties. 

They’re not signed or dated, but based on the diaries and everything I’m pretty sure they’re from the 1920s. And before you ask, no I don’t have any more context. I can’t read most of the writing and what’s legible doesn’t mention any vampires. Or kinky sex.  

But yeah, like I said, the whole family thing is hella weird. Like there aren’t any photos of her at all from like, the late 30s onward and there’s no grave to visit or anything. I’ll try and prod my mom for more info, but can’t promise anything. 

 

biteme_xxx 

Oh, oh fuck. Yeah, that was worth the wait. 

 

_antici_pation_

How does this keep getting hotter?!?

 

ThrustyRusty [OP]

Wake up babe, new muzzled vampire babes just dropped! 

Alt text: Even more smokin’ hot vamps. Glad we got a good look at these guys (gender neutral) this time since their faces were pretty occupied on the flyer. We finally see those promised restraints — a whole page of ‘em — there’s a muzzle and another one gagged with some kind of period sponge? They’re all pointy teeth and long ears, just begging for my mouth. These sketches also have some shorter haircuts (cute), extremely tuggable curly braids, and some very fucking sexy oral. There’s a tasseled Roaring 20s dress being pushed aside and another vampire giving some competent and committed head. There’s pages of tongues. I think my wet dream did come true, y’all. Their tongues are long, strong, and ready to get it on. (I’m a poet and I know it.) With full respect to your great-great-grandma lol @crispygreens, this is fucking sexy. Thank you.

 

PriestessOfTheNight

I know what I’m praying for tonight.

 

feralfoxxxxxxxx  

YUM 

 

hornylibrarian69 

What do you mean by “can’t read” the diaries @crispygreens? I am not sure if I should lament the fact that cursive is no longer taught in American public schools (I’m an old) or salivate over the possibility of breaking the secret code on another historical queer diary. Also, though, hot damn.

 

crispygreens 

I swear I’m old enough to read cursive! But a) her handwriting was shit, you wouldn’t believe it. And b) it’s not like she wrote regular cursive, there’s a lot of loops. Tho there’s also stuff that looks like chicken scratch, so you might get your wish.

 

hornylibrarian69 

I fear that I may perish. (From too much of a good thing.) Send me a picture of a few pages if you do indeed want to fulfill my dying wish. 

 

crispygreens

On it! (But please don’t die – though seems like you might get better?) 

 

SappyOSapphic 

@hornylibrarian69 what do you mean, another diary?? I want that story!

 

feigning-specialist 

Yo, this sounds a lot like a rumour I heard when I was travelling the Rockies. Word is that there’s a commune out in the middle of nowhere that’s hosting “dark moon suppers for the bleeding.” I thought it was a joke but it came up more than once and one of the ladies swore she’d seen it with her own eyes. She didn’t get into details but she blushed a whole lot and assured me she had a great time. When I asked her why she didn’t go back, she told me she never found the place again. I stuck around some, but nothing. Only stories. I’m not in the area now, but this got me curious again. Might make a detour back up there later this year. 

 

biteme_xxx

You’re so full of shit. A rumor, really? 

 

crispygreens 

Keep us updated, bud! 

 

feigning-specialist 

Sure thing

 

feralfoxxxxxxxx  

I want to believe it’s real so bad! 

 

feigning-specialist 

Friends, hold on to your panties cause boy, do I have news! Sorry for necroing this six month old post, but I’m back in Colorado and YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND! 

It was tucked under the wipers of my van when I woke up this morning… no idea who left it, but if that ain’t an invitation I don’t know what is! DM me if you want the actual place. I don’t wanna doxx them like that, but I figured if you’re following this discussion, you might as well know. 

 

crispygreens 

Are you kidding? @hornylibrarian69, this is it! Roadtrip?

 

hornylibrarian69 

You drive?

 

crispygreens 

Course, hun

 

ThrustyRusty [OP]

WAIT

You two? DM me details right now. As the matchmaker, I’m entitled

 

feigning-specialist 

@crispygreens lemme know if you wanna link up 

 

crispygreens 

Sweet, yeah, for sure!  

 

hornylibrarian69 

Soooo @SappyOSapphic, this is actually happening? See you there?

 

SappyOSapphic 

Hell yeah! You couldn’t keep me away. Ahhhhhhh so excited! 

 

feralfoxxxxxxxx  

It’s real omfg it’s real

 

ThrustyRusty [OP]

I’m putting in my PTO request rn

 

crispygreens 

Letsgoooo!

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