The Conquests of Dr. Victor Alazon
The Conquests of Dr. Victor Alazon is a story written by Kikuchi Makoto. It ran in Issue 33 at http://s2b2.livejournal.com/197370.html, and is mirrored at http://www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/the-conquests-of-dr-victor-alazon/.
From isweedan.livejournal.com: "Meet Dr. Alazon (Technician of the Shadowed Corpse, rightful resident mad scientist of Egova) who comes from a long line of evil genusies but is actually better at cookery. And his very super talented new assistant with secret plans of his own - Colin."
From http://delurker.livejournal.com/248589.html: "A mad scientist is surprised by a strangely competent laboratory assistant. Also there is baking."
This story just genuinely made me happy. I love Victor's narrative voice more than I can ever say; I lost count of how many times it made me laugh -- one of my favorite bits was his reasoning when it came to Orbiter-5's demise suicide. And Eiron is wonderful too, I love how apt he proved at manipulating Victor (though, as far as manipulations go, these were very sweet).
I'd like to read a million sequels where Victor makes tons of delicious food, only pausing to cackle madly at "their" latest creation and to make love with Eiron. Thanks in advance! ;D ...But seriously, joking aside, thank you for a wonderfully perfect story! I truly loved it, and will be re-reading it many times ♡