It's only too late if you don't start now
It's only too late if you don't start now is a story written by Hyakunichisou 13. It ran in Special Issue 11 at http://s2b2.livejournal.com/332875.html, and is mirrored at http://www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/its-only-too-late-if-you-dont-start-now/.
After her 50th birthday, a woman starts to rediscover herself and gets an important haircut.
The title is borrowed from a Barbara Sher book of the same name.
The song lyrics on the sandwich board are from "New You" by My Bloody Valentine.
"When I am an old woman I shall wear purple" is the first line of the poem "Warning" by Jenny Joseph.